There are hundreds of bad ways to die but to die because somebody squeezes your testicles in her hand is ridiculously absurd and sad. And this is what happened to a Chinese man who is reported to have died last week when during a fight he had with a woman over parking space she squeezed his testicles until he collapsed.
The story was first reported by China News 24 and then through Huffingtonpost. Based on this report, an unidentified 41-year-old woman Haiku City rides into town on her scooter to pick her child up from school. The woman tries to park in front of a local store, but the store owner, the 42-year-old victim, refuses to allow it.
The resulting fight escalates, leading the woman to call her husband and brother, who in turn get into a more violent fist fight with the shopkeeper. At some point, the woman grabs the man’s testicles and squeezes them until he collapses. He is taken to a hospital for treatment and later dies.
I am sure the makers of TV show Horrible History can easily put this as one their strange deaths.