Dear Internet Explorer
I am afraid but this trick isn’t going to work for you. You are not sexy, by any standard.
Regards
Netscape
P.S. Firefox, Opera, and Chrome refused to write to you; Safari didn’t recognise you.
Dear Internet Explorer, it’s a bit too late for that!
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